Trump In Quicksand: A Moral Dilemma.
Help Me Decide
I am sorry to send everyone this emergency text, but I am facing a terrible moral dilemma and need your input.
I was walking out in the countryside and I heard a voice screaming for help. After following the screams I came across Donald Trump in an isolated spot.
He is slowly sinking into quicksand.
Trump has become so exhausted that he can no longer cry for help and I am his only chance for survival.
I think you see my dilemma:
Do I Facebook Live him as he slowly sinks to his death or do I do it as Pay Per View?
Each choice has its upside.
To Facebook Live Trump’s demise would be a real boost for our national mood. Imagine as friends, family, and strangers gather together to witness the end of our national nightmare. It would be a wonderful memory that people would carry for the rest of their lives.
On the other hand with Pay Per View I would make a butt load of money. Much of that money could be donated to organizations working to improve the lives of people all across our nation.
Of course with Pay Per View fewer people will be able to witness the glorious event and I hesitate to deny those with less exposable income the opportunity of enjoying the spectacle.
But maybe I could finance the construction of a monument to the Capitol Police who courageously gave of themselves to protect our capitol from Trump’s Insurrectionist Traitors (TITs)
Anyway, I can’t spend much more time debating the issue because he’s up to his shoulders in the quicksand now and beginning to sink more rapidly.
So give me your vote:
Facebook live or Pay Per View?
Thanks.
